Apologies for the lack of update recently, but one of my cat’s ran off with my digital pen, and I had no idea where they hid it.
After days of looking, I found it hidden in a cupboard which William has the access code to (if you pull the bottom of the door it comes open). Along with a spring and several bottle caps, I found the pen, and can report back to you with Catfiles now. However, it appears that William tried to destroy the pen as it has teeth marks in it, so it is clear is working against me to suppress the CatFiles. Is he working for them?
I will ask Rupert (see below) to step up his surveillance of William to ensure this won’t happen again